Peckman's "alien" peeks over windowsill
DENVER, CO — Be it known that the wonderful city of Denver does not, and in the foreseeable future does not expect to, harbor any extraterrestrials. Yes, we do have aliens here, but not the 4-foot-tall gray type. ET and his posse have yet to be spotted in Denver.
Nevertheless, one Denver resident, Jeff Peckman, has proposed the formation of an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in Denver, just in case. He appeared before city officials earlier this month to explain his proposal and to the credit (or discredit) of the city, he was not laughed out of the building.
Peckman claims to have a never-before-seen video of a Roswell-type alien. The video was shown to media representatives today in Denver, but only one still shot was released. The picture shows Peckman’s “alien” peering in over a windowsill. Reporters were told the video could not be shown publicly because it may become part of an upcoming documentary.
Peckman is sponsoring a petition drive to get his proposal on the November ballot. It’s sad that this sort of initiative can actually make it onto a ballot, but that’s the way things are done here in “Colorful Colorado.” Sadder still is the thought that it might actually get passed into law, and taxpayers’ dollars will have to fund it.
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The very fact that the “alien” in the video looks similar to characters from the movies is a proof that he or she is fake. I don’t think Steven Spielberg had actually met a real alien before filming his alien movies.
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I think the lil darlin’ looks like one of the Roswell, NM, clan. Poor thing, he must be lost. Hope they come looking for him pretty soon.
There was an old porter at the building where I lived in Madrid. He was slow and nice and one day asked a friend of mine where he was from. He was from the US and he started to explain, and after a while the old porter nodded and said slowly: “Sí, sí, y también los hay extraterresteres.” (Yes, yes, and some there are who come from space.) It was not a joke, but resignation : too many new things, too much immigration.
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I also tried to explain to an old cleaning lady where this friend of mine came from, and there was an orange on her table and I took that orange and said : “Look, this is the Earth, and here is Spain.” And I turned the orange and said “And here is America”. She shook her old head : “Yo no entiendo de cosas de la Iglesia. “. (I do not understand Church things.) No joke either. Probably an echo of some indoctrination received on the Catholic wording of the Last Supper.
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Should little green or gray men ever land on Earth, I hope they land among people like the porter and the cleaning lady. They’d be met with a lot more acceptance, a lot less suspicion and defensiveness.
Whenever there is only one shot (Still) this will be seens as a fake.
The person involved will be wanting to make money - if it was real the whole thing would be sent or aired completely free through the legitimate authorities.
If you do see an ET - send a copy identical to the original to the authorities and keep the original safe. You must insist that it is aired in its entirety.
And don’t have an online nickname like UFObuster etc.
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Hmm, sounds like you don’t have much faith in Mr. Peckman.